“so, when you leave the house it’s only to get me donuts right ?
Hi, My name is Miss LadyBug , lady for short. Yes , I am a lady. I might look cute and very goofy, but I’ve been told a time or two I can be EVEN cuter. I pride myself on afternoon naps and barking at the mailman, he comes everyday you know. I have 3 friends, they’re a little smaller than me, mom calls them kitties. We hang out though, sometimes they let me chase them and sometimes we take naps together. Mommy let’s me have as many soft blankets as a I want , and daddy gives me whatever food I want
( don’t tell mom tho ). I figure anyone new who comes to the house is only there to be my friend, bring me treats, and pet me unconditionally. Do you want to be my friend? If so , I like donuts.”