My name is Sergeant, also known as Sarge Moosehead by my two little brothers. Mainly because I hit my head on every wall turning around in the house. Im lazy. Im slow. I sleep a lot. My humans call me a "Der-man" shepherd but i have no idea why they say that. My best friend is a grumble fluff cat named Riddle, he hates me but I always love him. Despite sleeping 23 hours a day, i do LOVE to chase balls and pounce on them like a cat, i LOVE swimming and guarding my family like a hawk, and food....i love food.